Classifying the fairer sex...

Not long ago, I, with one of my friends had classified girls into few categories (based on looks). I am not going to write all that stuff again because it has already been posted by my dear "mamu" in his blog.

Sitting here in office, after finishing today's work, I was thinking of the other classification which I normally use whenever I see a girl, or a woman. And thought of putting it right here.

Whenever I see a girl or a woman (under 35), I ask myself this one question and that tells me whether to go ahead with the "staring" job or not."If she proposes, will I marry her?is she worth marrying?"If the answer to this is 'yes', I start staring at her.Well, you might want to know the parameters which I check before answering this question. hmmm...bata dun kya???

'My lady' has to clear a few cut-offs to merit my stare. You know, this IIT Joint Entrance Examination (even though I took it 4 years ago) has had a tremendous effect on me. To make that effect worse, B-School Entrance Examination preparation stepped into my life. So,I now set cut-offs to qualify candidates (strictly girls). So, here we go...

Section-I:

She has to have a very sweet face which I can get up and see every morning, without getting bored for at least...ummm...how many years...ok...as long as we live. She has got to have that freshness in her looks.

Section-II, III, IV:

The next 3 cut-offs are related to her figure. She should have a (34''-36'')-(24''-26'')-(34''-36'') figure. Here, there are upper cut-offs too. The first dimension is for the bust and then you can go down to the waist and the hips.

Section-V:

The next cut-off is for height. She should be above 5' 0'' and <= 5'8.5''. I am 5'9'', hence the values of the upper and the lower cut-offs.

There is one important note regarding this. If she scores more in Section-I, she can qualify even if she marginally fails to clear cut-offs in one or two of the other sections. In any case, she won't qualify if she's unable to clear cut-offs in more than 2 sections.This classification is definitely better than the first one that we had come up with. Shall come back with more interesting blogs soon. Till then, take care...